Excitement builds in the early dawn,
And cobs hang rich on stalks of corn,
While bright flowers flare in full display
And birds make ready for the whole foray.
Hail the Chief of the birds around here
Hail the cockatoo so debonair
With crest like Trump of president fame
In sulphur colours he’s here to shame
And strip the corn till it’s maize in name,
Robbing the farmer that’s his game.
A slinky predator preening its locks
Is the quarrelsome noisy flying fox
Busily eating, noisy buffoon,
Dribbling, swaying to Rocketman’s tune,
Blissfully dancing is Kim Jun-un,
Robbing the farmer … Read the rest